ON JANUARY 1, 2009

BE AFRAID, BE VERY AFRAID.

MY BEFORE AND AFTER PICTURES WILL BE POSTED TO THIS SITE

FOR THE ENTIRE WORLD TO

VIEW!

Crossfitallen.com or anyone associated with this site is not responsible for the following adverse symptoms caused by viewing the before and after photos.  Possible adverse side affects include: Nausea, upset stomach, blindness, sorrow, sympathy pain, overwhelming desire to claw your eyes out, awe, wonder, amazement, coma, nervous tic’s, tourette’s syndrome, mental illness, physical illness, headaches, mental breakdown, warts, hairloss, bleeding from the ears, rickets, gout, lung failure, swelling of the tongue, uncontrollable happiness and laughing, tooth decay, post traumatic stress disorder.  Please see your physician if you experience symptoms of any of the above named side affects.

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